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Nut Demotivational Poster


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.




THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to gay broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


PEANUTS - Explained And Eaten By Deadpool


TAGS: deadpool peanuts
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Nectern

aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:14 pm
0/5 for the title and caption 5/5 for the comic
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Ugh.


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.


TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!


PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.




IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


IT'S NOT A QUESTION -


TAGS: coconuts
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 6, 2011, 10:39 pm
Laden or unladen? 5L
pzykosiz - January 6, 2011, 9:16 pm
african or european? 5L's
agdaniele - January 6, 2011, 9:35 am
Magnificent.
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:10 am
Absolutely Classic. break out the twine, we are testing this at lunch! 5L


ONE DAY -




DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


MY NUTS ARE HYPNOTIC - My nuts are soothing, relaxing, and are just plain fun to look at. Enjoy my nuts.


TAGS: nuts optical illusion
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

TheOne - November 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
Ok I must admit its good but i'll give 4 dinos :P
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:11 am
No. You're just a little testicle-lump and need to run out into oncoming traffic. Please do everyone a favor and be not alive anymore.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am
...usually.


NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?


WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




DRIVE SAFE -


TAGS: drive safe bolts nuts scatter
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EnkryptedSpirit - October 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
lol so true. 5 nuts
Feasibly - October 6, 2011, 9:40 pm
um...falloutghoul...um...nevermind... ;)
falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:06 pm
Which nut? The one behind the wheel?


WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS


TAGS: warning contains nuts white church
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Budog

david5300 - January 29, 2017, 1:37 pm
They should have used a photo of a Mosque !
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:18 pm
Is that the church from the Kingsman movie? The caption makes especially good sense if so.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 10:56 pm
Choose the red pill or blue pill...never take both ever again...
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:56 pm
……or listen to that little voice. It’s probably Jesus…or if yer batshyt crazy, it’s just Charles Manson sounding like Jesus. Either one, you’ll eventually end up where you belong.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I do help folks, but whenever I do, the word ‘abet’ is usually in the sentence. OK, serious. If you have the intellect of room temperature, and feel the need for somebody to tell you how to think, you should just practice being nice.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
Well, I’m kinda anxious to see what you guys settle on as far as what ‘sin’ is….sounds like fun…there s/be a city named after the word…with gambling….and whorres…and tons of secs….day and night.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 2:23 pm
By Godliness, I mean to not just not sin but to do good works. We also have free will to do that. eg. Prevent a crime, help someone etc.
Renza - September 5, 2013, 4:18 am
Sure it is, if you choose not to obey (aka using free will) you are sinning. Godliness I'd say is probably just based on human desire to have a higher power watching over them or the need to have the unexplainable explained.
steve1961 - September 5, 2013, 4:01 am
Sin is not based on free will. Free will allows us the choice to sin or not. Having free will doesn't make one sinful. You can also choose to be good. Is Godliness also based on Free Will then too?
Renza - September 4, 2013, 10:59 pm
I'm pretty sure your first sentence says it all, sin is based on free will, therefore the use of free will is a sin, so that means free will is against the religion. Also, sin applies to the degree of thoughts, laws don't (yet).
medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:21 pm
Um, the entire concept of sin is based on free will. A sin has to be a willing act. Free will is the enemy if Government. Ignorance is sn excuse for sin, but not for the law. Who us oppressive now?
Renza - July 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
To paraphrase Shakespeare in a way applicable to this... "a steaming pile by any other name..." Also, I'm pretty sure buildings don't talk, usually just the hateful uneducated nutjobs within them.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:55 pm
Wrong building... THAT one has minarets. The one with the steeple says if you do that you're being a dick and you need to stop.
Renza - July 27, 2013, 2:44 pm
that's crazy talk, the manual is all about how those things are evil or "sins" as they like to call them, it's also really big on talking about how you should kill the people that disagree or blaspheme (or make jokes) about the religion.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:55 am
The people who think that really never read the manual. I find if you look enough at the universe, it makes it hard not to believe in a higher power. Though I have to commend the poster for mocking a religion that won't try to murder him for making funny.
Renza - January 18, 2013, 6:19 am
To be fair, tolerance, knowledge, and free will are against the religion
Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:30 pm
Maybe it is the zealots who have a problem with those who choose a different belief system or point of view are the real problem...
maxenzo - March 26, 2012, 3:26 pm
the fun part is that the ones like that have a problem with God are the problem
beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:55 pm
So unique and edgy!
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 9:41 pm
@djrcreative i see what you did there...
djrcreative - February 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
Might explain why so many people are "allergic" to church. ;)
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
Amen, Brother!
Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:02 pm
I dont have a problem with GOD. Its his FAN CLUBS I have the problem with.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: crazy nuts
Rating: 3.86/5

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DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: snoopy woodstock zombie apocalypse peanuts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:07 pm

amsome. good on twist too
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I really love the picture. I'm surprised Snoopy had not done it sooner.
GaryO - May 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
.....aaand ML rolls. 5L


ARE YOU SUGGESING -


TAGS: pzy monty python coconut migration
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:51 am
you have to watch Monty Python And The Holy Grail!
house - May 25, 2011, 2:34 am
i don't get it
spacedog - May 24, 2011, 8:03 pm
Hilarious pzykosiz!
mindseye - May 24, 2011, 7:36 pm
sometimes, absolute and unquestionable genius is found on motifake.....
Airman - May 24, 2011, 6:04 pm
lol
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:06 pm

ehem....huge lolz...fav'd


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer




ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutbutter sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




NUT PUNCH -




I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


NUTELLA -


TAGS: sticky sweet nutty brown cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

daimuldoon - February 7, 2011, 3:46 pm
whoa 2 girls 1 cup flash back


TORTURE - The very definition.




"Nunchucks" -


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Moooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
to cut him some slack.
Moooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:29 am
Sorry had to work a double last night, couldn't find a wifi signal to steal. Mo. I don't really know where I was going with that, Chalk it up to Jamesons and quality chronic. "Canada" has been overly defensive of our homeland, I guess I was just trying
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:20 am
Sweet! Just makin sure we're on the same poter!! I'm out! School night and all....
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
(mute)
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Dude you nailed it to that dumb bastard's head using a sledge hammer and a rusty railway spike. Cool.
MO - June 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Sean? Did I get the jist of the poster or was I just jabbering?
Sean - June 26, 2009, 12:03 am
Uh-oh. When "mooooetc." becomes "Mooooetc." we know he's gettin' pissed (off that is). But take 'er essss, Moooooooooo, before you go all MOOOOOOOOOOOO on us. And I kinda winced too when I saw how badly MO cobberized that poor dude.
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
I can't begin to express my amusement with the comments to this point. Delightfully surreal, if you squint your brain.
MO - June 25, 2009, 10:58 pm
MOOOO I need some clarification to your last....I know you are all aboot everything Canadian but afore I get pissy w/you...splain yo self... 'cause I was defending Canada's finest...thnkx. MO(OOOOO)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:25 pm
BTW Mo. I remember not so long ago a young Mo that might have made a silly comment such as Canada's. Did we call you a tard? Oh, Wait, We did.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:23 pm
By the way. Change!!!!!! I'm afraid of change.....the world as I know it is not the same as it was yesterday!!!!It's gone all funky and psychedelic and strangely more user friendly.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 7:21 pm
He is in the same stage I was when I first came here. He feels he needs to defend Canada, Not realizing that we are widely accepted on this site. Also he doesn't seem to get Sean's humor and to be honest sometimes Sean gets one over my head as well.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 3:31 pm
I think that guy must be one of the CanadiENS...not really one of mooooooo or Sean's kin.
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:14 pm
Canada? You can't be that dumb, can you? You'd better bring a lot more brains to this "gunfight." Which is in turn what the poster implys. Instead of beating yourself silly with nunchucks he'd rather pull out the device in the pic. Run along now...tard.
canada - June 24, 2009, 12:03 pm
WTF does that have to do with the pic?


MUSHROOMS -


TAGS: broccoli walnut mushroom
Rating: 4.5/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:58 am
nicely done
dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:58 am
nicely done
j76harris - April 28, 2012, 10:26 pm
There was an utterly hilarious caption in here somewhere, but this wasn't it. It was the best I could come up with on the fly, though. If anyone can come up with something better, I'll redo it and submit it again.


THE NUTS - Back away from them, and no one gets hurt!




30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.




HAVE I... - told you about this great little Do-nut shop I found the other day ??




cynosure -


TAGS: day hour minute
Rating: 4.96/5

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by sexyrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


JELLY-FILLED -




DIVORCE -




WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION? -




GLOTTONY -


TAGS: donut cheeseburger om nom nom
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit gay.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my ass kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - Will shoot your nuts off




NO NUTS - NO GLORY - Lance Armstrong




INTERNET TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: they re coming for your nuts crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:19 pm
Love storing nuts in their mouth.
curzondax12 - October 1, 2010, 8:45 pm
I always wondered who they were.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 8:22 pm
Feeling a little Squirrelly? 5 acorns


ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: in a nutshell
Rating: 4.79/5

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flint - September 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
5l's from me, thats a really good one...
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Wow. 5L


PSYCHICS - Why don't you ever hear of one winning the lottery?


TAGS: frauds 1 99 minute
Rating: 4.69/5

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JesusWept - October 3, 2012, 2:49 pm
LOL good one! 5 lions
WTFO - February 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 12:57 am
A psychic once told me where I could find my stolen bicycle. Turns out the Alamo doesn't have a basement.


EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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SCREWBALL -


TAGS: nuts bugs bunny crazy baseball
Rating: 4.42/5

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suzieq - January 29, 2012, 4:51 pm
I thought it was the dog
Greeny - January 29, 2012, 4:42 pm
you got your bolts screwed up suzie
Sho - January 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Baseball isn't known and played only in the USA
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:00 pm
this one is g55d, but for americans only, because for the rest of the planet, it is just a bolt and a weird-looking leather ball lol


NUTCRACKER -




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...


TAGS: stereotype cop donut
Rating: 3.11/5
LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.


HUGE STONES - He has some in his hands, and his pants.




COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845




BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




PEANUT BUTTER, JELLY, & BACON ON WHEAT - Threw the wheat in for health reasons


TAGS: peanut butter jelly bacon
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Jason Tracy

Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deep fry that puppy, and it's just like Elvis' favorite sandwich.


SNOOPY - Have him put to sleep already!


TAGS: snoopy leog league of extremely ordinary gentlemen charlie brown peanuts
Rating: 1.5/5

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JeffDeWitt - January 11, 2011, 6:31 pm
Leave Snoopy alone and put Michael Vick to sleep... Snoopy has done a lot more good than Vick ever has!
doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:51 pm
Man what did Snoopy ever do to you. Oh did he hump your leg while you were sleeping. Maybe he chewed up your slippers


SO TIMMY - You were asking what I did to your mother last night?


TAGS: squirrel nut timmy mother your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

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Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 10:37 pm

oh yah...definately goes into favs
ICEMAN - July 3, 2010, 12:37 am
This one is classic.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 11:45 pm
You stuffed her nuts in your cheek???


WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?


TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...


ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store




ROSES ARE BLUE, BACON MUST FRY -


TAGS: janchallenge i m not ambivalent i m nuts
Rating: 3.88/5

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sickartist - January 26, 2010, 11:01 am
Okay Timmy. Both my personalities are schizophrenic. Sheesh
KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:40 am
Schizophrenia isn't multiple personality disorder. Wikipedia sheesh
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
i laugh because it's funny AND true.fuck us, 5Lss
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 10:56 am
APT!! Apt I tell you!! 5L


IRONY - in a nutshell




COCK FLAVOURED SOUP MIX - May contain nuts.


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 8:06 pm
Ever try a little nutmeg in your soup?


GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.


TAGS: that peanut belongs to us
Rating: 2.36/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 1:09 pm
Great pic...uninspired caption.


A magical place -


TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


DOUBLE CHOCOLATE GLAZE PLEASE -




THIS LITTLE GUY IS NUTS -




DOLPHINS -


TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.


RIOT POLICE - Riot helmet...$75.00 Riot Shield...$150.00 Scoring A Flash/Bang Nut Shot...PRICELESS




IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to hot chick


THE DREAM JOB -




BACON FLAVORED DONUT - All we need to do now is to put it on a stick.


TAGS: bacon donut
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 11:57 am
That's a maple bar, not a donut. Donuts have holes. And it's not "Bacon Flavored", if there is actual bacon on it. This is a Maple Bar with Bacon. Still great idea.
Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
And roll it in batter. And then fry it in pure lard.
Stenboy - March 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yes, it is maple frosting!
Iconoclast - March 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
I hope that is Maple frosting on the donut, that would be a GREAT combination.


WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?


TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.


REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!




PT BARNUM - was right


TAGS: a sucker born every minute
Rating: 4.96/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
nice one airman 5L's
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:58 am
I hear they have a sweet, crunchy taste.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:57 am
NO...no acid....not after the last time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
I barely own my car......I'm not likely to own a home any time soon......I do have an ant farm...
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:56 am
HA! moo does have a wild streak
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
my neighbours are Rocky and Bullwinkle and yogi bear.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 1:55 am
He was thinking heifer on acid.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Home Owners Association. What? I thought you Canuckians knew aboot these socialist organizations?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
HOA?
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:50 am
I found the full size picture but ever since i seen that poster i cant think of anything else for it
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:49 am
Your HOA must love you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:48 am
Nice one Canada....caption could be Way better though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
I don't have a lawn....so there!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:47 am
http://www.funlol.com/14653/Mexican_ghostbusters.html
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
Thanks! Viva la Revolution!!!!
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:46 am
dont say that to loud. he'll poison your lawn
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:45 am
At least until my coup against Aggy and the Mexican Mafia plays out.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
HA! congrats you creepy bastard lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:44 am
No PB....and I'm just an approval mod.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
What......No love for Mooooooooooooo.....alright then, I still love you.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:43 am
you didn't have to "clean up" any peanut butter to get that job did ya?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
When the 13th level of hell opened up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:41 am
a few hours ago. You want some of this bitch?....lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:40 am
It has never been proven that he made that quote...In fact,Michael Cassius McDonald is more likely to have coined the phrase.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:39 am
HOLY SHIT MOO+! when did you become a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:37 am
there's a sucker born every minute. PT Barnum quote.
CANADA - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
picture made me laugh but i dont understand the caption
Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 8:50 pm
I love it! 5L
spacedog - September 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
LMAO! Amsome Airman. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:05 pm
BOOM!! 5 1/2 dollar lions!


DEEZ NUTS - are missing


TAGS: nuts missing cat
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 21, 2010, 7:02 pm
LMAO!
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:40 am
Perfect! 5 nuts!
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 2:26 am
LOL!


ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...




UNFAIR -


TAGS: monkee coconuts
Rating: 3.07/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 2:23 pm
Seems people used to (and some still do) believe wrestling was "real" too. But I guess I'm not "clever" enough to figure that out.
mmmBingSoo - November 20, 2009, 2:16 pm
VV implying he is fighting in wwf and not mma(the ones that actually fight) use google sometime before u try to make a "clever" statement.
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:44 am
Unfortunately for the girls...his steroid use has likely left him angry and with little shriveled coconuts.


DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.


TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines


SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut


TAGS: squirrel bruce lee martial super peanut
Rating: 2.4/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:43 am
in witch he will be taken down by Chip Morris


NUTS - Don't you just love them?


TAGS: squirrel nuts
Rating: 2.39/5

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MO - June 11, 2009, 11:49 pm
I always knew you was crazy...but now I can see you're.....


THAT'S ONE COLD-ASS DAY - Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful But Your Butt Is So Delightful




NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS - of course they are all natural




AWARENESS -


TAGS: relationship love qualify allergy peanutbutter
Rating: 4.85/5

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CANADA - November 16, 2010, 8:52 pm
HA! easy 5L
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:08 pm
LOL!
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 5:01 pm
Are you serious. Well one things for shore he got no second date.
Zealot - November 16, 2010, 2:45 pm
there was actually a case where a boyfriend's kiss proved fatal because of a peanut


NOT NATURAL -




THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


HARK! THE PARKING METERS RING. - Naughty or Nice?


TAGS: 5 minutes
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:53 pm
The mayor here just upped meter prices...says it'll clear up parking spaces in downtown. WTF it will, but who will be able to afford to refill them? I really need to find out what glue he sniffs so I can ask Santa for some teehee


I AM THE LAW! - But I'm also a husband. A son. A loving father. A human being. So be nice or I'll taser you in the nuts.




NUT FLAVORED LATTE MACCHIATO -


TAGS: coffee black nuts jack daniels whiskey
Rating: 4.43/5

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eldiabloloco - October 1, 2010, 8:56 am
ill take a triple shot please
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:29 am
Jack lives here..!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 1:15 pm
*Big sister....I'm OK with that.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
No, that's your little sister... She's often around here. Just for making me drinks of course...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
I like your nails Forskinny........you're a chick....right?


T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!




ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more




MUPPET MADNESS - A view of Jim Henson's private nutsack collection.


TAGS: jim henson nutsack muppets
Rating: 3.71/5

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Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:04 pm
My personal collection
5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 9:57 pm
happy lingerie day?


SENSE & SIZE -


TAGS: size peanuts
Rating: 3.41/5

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Woodywood03a - October 30, 2009, 4:46 pm
He have to get tired of that bitch.


I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!! - Spray!!


TAGS: pound of grandma s nut butter
Rating: 3.29/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:06 am
I hate this cow-women trend.... xx


WAR - You don't know the meaning of the word.


TAGS: nuts
Rating: 3.23/5

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[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:22 am
I've bought cptn whishkars several robotic chew toyz and he freaks out on everything...brave chipmunk


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